So everybody has one. (Unless you're a test tube baby, of course.) And I'm pretty sure everyone has had a little trouble with theirs at one time or another. Maybe she didn't let you go to that party you were desperate to attend, or wouldn't help you pay for a movie.
My personal favourite however, is the psychological effects that a mother's words can have. For instance...
"Take that top off- it clings to your rolls."
Thanks for the amazing confidence boost mum! I really appreciate being told I look fat in everything I wear. I mean, I'm beginning to get a bit of confidence in myself, especially recently, and then in three seconds, mum manages to pull that down just long enough to make me doubt every outfit I've worn in the last month.
Wow, I'm being bitchy today. So let's just leave it at that before I get any worse.
Toodle-pip.
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