Dear...

Dear Girl who sits behind me in class.

You know who you are, hell, you probably know better than I do, but from where I sit, you seem like a bitch. Yeah, I said it. You're a bitch. You know how you got onto your boyfriend's facbook and managed his friends? That's a bitchy thing to do. It says "I'm in charge and you can only talk to who I say you can." You know your boyfriend's mate? The one who sits next to you? Yeah, you flirt with him too much. In front of your boyfriend. I'm sorry if I come off as nosy, but there are limits to how much idiocracy I can stand.

And do you know what's the worst thing about you? When he sticks up for himself, you play the victim. Arg! I really don't understand you.

Sincerely - the nerd who sits in front of you.